Did you know that spiders can kill you? Did you know that spiders can kill you? And here are some other facts: Tofu is eighty percent beef Charlie Brown likes to say good grief The Hamburglar is burger thief And petroleum products are one of the chief exports of Guatemala But the point is spiders can kill you remember that spiders can kill you the songs about how spiders can kill you so just know that spiders can kill you Let's all dance like we got spiders in our pants! And that is how a spider can kill you remember that spiders can kill you if you didn't know that spiders can kill you now you know spiders can kill you

There once was a man called beef chub Who loved to chub his beef He loved it from top to bottom, and from above to underneath The reason I'm sharing this story with you all Is to show how love for the chub can lead to your downfall And he beefed his chub and he chubbed his beef till the beef and chub were one And then he grit his teeth and he thieved the beef and shared it with his mom Beef Chub. Beef Chub. Beef Chub had a hunger So he hatched an evil plot In which he sought to plunder Beef chub he hadn't bought Much Like Icarus he flew too close to the sun But he didn't picture this, would be the outcome And he beefed his chub and he chubbed his beef till the beef and chub were one And then he grit his teeth and he thieved the beef and shared it with his mom Beef Chub. Beef Chub. Beef chub had a temper and that temper got to him He would rattle dishes when things were looking grim Of all the things that bugged him, the worst was Chad Chad would fuck things up then beef chub would get mad Fuck you chad I'm sending you home!

Sit back and hear the tale Of two adventurers who set sail And how the journey turned topsy turvey And things went off of the rails They hadn't been offshore long When things started to go wrong They had a stand in crew who were all brand new And all of them were morons One had a head like cabbage Another a frame quite mammoth And there was one dude with fortitude But then he'd suddenly vanish Sixteen of them were brothers I mean, they shared a mother I clarify that, cuz they were black I mean related to each other The captain and the chief Sailing around a coral reef The chief and the captain Will they make it home again? A crewman who's assignment Was to pay attention to the climate Didn't warn of a coming storm One that was crazy giant The crewman said the squall could Flatten them like a trawl would Though this dingbat caused the mishap He assured them it was all good A weasel was on board But was previously ignored Until the dude wrecked all their food And it couldn't be restored They were forced to forage Of the things left in storage But the weasel decided he will declare that it was horse shit The captain and the chief Sailing around a coral reef The chief and the captain Will they make it home again? Their sail became shredded The sea began to churn Where they were headed was tricky to discern They thought they were going north But really headed south An albatross flew forth And shit in the captains mouth The ship it rocked and swayed Through the storms onslaught It wouldn't be dissuade The crew became distraught One broke under the tension And cried in the parking lot (I guess I should've mentioned this ship had a parking lot) The chief he was admired But eventually was fired A doctors note got him off the boat Which is all that he desired Before long all the others Would begin to peel rubber The last man standing was the captain And then a Panda fucked his mother The captain and the chief Sailing around a coral reef The chief and the captain Will they make it home again?